I’m Ready

When I opened up my morning mail
I found a Bible prophecy
It said the End Time is approaching
The Truth would be revealed to me
How the wicked will be punished
When the Judgement Day arrives
And the key to my salvation
Is only $19.95!

After all these centuries
and all these tribulations
after all these prophecies
and all these revelations

I'm Ready, let me tell you I'm ready, Yes I'm ready,
for a change!
(repeat)

At the moment any light would do
There is so much here to see
I try to keep an open mind, I do
But it just fills up with debris
Hell, I'll join the Zapatistas
Before I'll give you a dime
If Eternity costs money, man
I don't even have the time

(repeat bridge and chorus)

Is that heaven?
Is that heaven in the air?
Is that heven?
Is that heaven anywhere?
Is that heaven?
Is that heaven to be found?
Is that heaven?
I want mine on solid ground.